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My child in the future probably:remember when dad died after eli mannings 99 yard rushing touchdown to win super bowl LLeaglessuckXXI


I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via 3sum)





reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via defendthyfandom)



Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout, via the-pietriarchy)